Tis the season for a lil' Skinny Dipping! "Whaaa?" You say. Well . . . with beach vacays and pool parties on the horizon, I'm suggesting that (my now itsy-bitsier & teensy-weensier) clients dip their toes in and try some of my "Skinny Little Tricks." And I'm going to share my favorites with all of you!
First Things First . . .
You haven't joined Toast of the Town Slimdown? Seriously? You don't like having someone plan your meals for you? You think that having your groceries delivered to your door would leave you with too much free time on your hands? The idea of having someone take the fat & calories out of your treasured family recipes makes you afraid of becoming too thin? Well . . . we can't please everyone. But we can share our favorite recipe makeover. My Grandmother's World Famous Pound Cake! Enjoy!!!
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Last-but-certainly-not-least, by-ALL-means, we-saved-the-best-for-last, do-not-pass-go . . .
Darling PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
"What pants?" You ask.
No. Not the pants you dropped at the beginning of this post. Not the pants with that saggy place in the buttocks. And certainly not the pants that show off the droopy spaces where your extra "elle bees" previously held residence.
The Bottom Line is: It's time for you to get in Jenny Greer and Erin Bickley's pants!
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From the moment that you do, you'll realize that Hold Your Haunches is the skinniest dip you've ever taken. All that time you've spent sucking in? Get a hobby! Those back aches that poor posture creates? Forget 'em! Pooch got ya down? Flatten it my dear! The "Lean Mean," the "Booty Up" and the "Caboose Boost" give you confidence, support, and more than just a little bit of that "high & tight" everybody talks about wishing for.
To sweeten the deal . . . the first ten fashionistas who buy a pair this weekend will get, COMPLIMENTARY, Toast of the Town Slim Down membership dues for one week.
So that's what my A** has been up to. Time to get yours in gear!
XOXO, me
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